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Written by Matthew Kahn
I was sitting at my desk, writing a letter to my congressman. I was just getting to the good part, when Patrick walked into my office holding a small stack of papers. He stepped up to my desk and said, “Look at these.” He slammed the paper on…
NYC, NEW YORK-- Amarjit Hussein, 23, made headlines last week when his poorly conceived suicide attack at the bullet-proof-glass factory failed to kill anybody but himself. Despite being dead, however, Amarjit is making news again with a tell-all interview about the afterlife.
Los Angeles, CA -- Even as companies start hiring again, the uncertainty of today’s economic situation is taking its toll on morale. Marco Rosenthal, 53, is the COO of Totally Top Tier Temps, Tarzana. “Everyone’s feeling the pinch right now,” Marco said, “It’s hard seeing employees worrying how long they’re…
Obesity has been a rising epidemic in America ever since deliciousness was invented by Colonel. Sanders in 1933. Now, with electronic entertainment having destroyed all inclinations to exercise, childhood obesity in particular is such a huge problem that the League of…
Yesterday a local man was arrested for publicly pleasuring himself. How he was caught was what brought The Leaky Wiki's attention to the story.
Local man, Bill Limbalm is a busy office executive who never has any time to himself, four kids who starve for attention and an older wife…
There was further development in the argument over the Falklands sovereignty today when Argentina “called dibs” on the disputed islands.
Although officially under British rule since 1833, Argentinian officials pointed out that Britain had never actually “called” the islands, and in doing so effectively “loozed while they snoozed”.
Argentina’s president…
Ron Paul has impressed many Republican campaign followers with claims that his protectionist attitude to military deployment would save the economy billions of dollars. However, when pressed for an effective strategy for mass troop re-deployment, he has always been sketchy on specific details - until now.
Ron Paul held a…
Twitter and Facebook Feeds have gone crazy with the announcement of 2012 Grammy Winning Musician, Skrillex being the anti-Christ. The Author by the name of Marky Figs claims the dance community is full of premarital sex and drugs.
It was claimed that Skrillex (The inventor of Dubstep ) sucks the…
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