Two years ago a popular, well-read tabloid predicted that an average man no more different than you and I would die in six months after the publication's date. However, upon researching the whereabouts of this man, it has been found that he is still happily thriving in his home and eating organic carrots.
Writers in the tabloid's office seemed to be dumbfounded in how this amazing phenomenon ever could have happened, and they had to no plausible explanation as to how their calculations could've went wrong.
"We try to feed our readers the most trustworthy information possible, and we really haven't a clue why this guy is still living. I mean really, as the old saying goes, 'everything in print has to be true.'"
The man who has defied all laws of nature was unable for comment because he is currently too busy taking long, healthy jogs in the park and visiting his local farmer's market.
