Professor Lucy Kane is a research fellow of Harvard university, and a self-professes atheist. No one was more surprised than her, therefore, when she found God.

“It was incredible.” Said Professor Kane. “I was just looking through an electron microscope and there He was, hiding behind a molocule. He was smoking a roll-up and looking really suspicious.”

“When He saw me He seemed very shocked, and He quickly stamped out his cigarette and ran away. I tried to run after him, but He can move in very mysterious ways when He wants to.”

When asked what she believed the implications of a God sighting were for the scientific community, Professor Kane seemed very aggravated:

“It’s not the fact that an intelligent deity exists that  bothers me- its that there is an intelligent deity who is shirking when there is clearly a lot of work to be done. With ultimate power should come ultimate responsibility, not hanging around like a parasite while the rest of us are making a living.”

The Leaky Wiki asked whether the sighting had changed Lucy’s religious views.

“Of course.” She said. “From now on, every Sunday I’m going to attend a different church. Eventually I’ll catch up to that lazy bastard and force him to get a job.”