| 06/19/2013 23:34:20 | NSA Collects Information on American Internet Habits, Mostly Cats and Porn | 25 |
| 01/30/2013 18:59:51 | Ryan Reynolds To Begin New Career as Ryan Gosling Impersonator | 967 |
| 01/14/2013 21:05:52 | Los Angeles Man Sees His Breath, Six Weeks Til Swimsuit Season | 646 |
| 12/04/2012 12:49:00 | Editorial: Tips for Seceding from an Unhealthy Union | 1387 |
| 10/22/2012 22:53:09 | TLW Investigates: Voter Fraud | 1334 |
| 10/18/2012 23:18:07 | Study Links XXL T-shirts to Obesity | 2085 |
| 10/15/2012 22:58:24 | Fox News Diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia | 1692 |
| 10/13/2012 22:22:41 | Miracle in Disaster Zone Saves 2, 859 Perish | 2482 |
| 10/06/2012 22:50:47 | Editorial: Founding Fathers' Intent | 1503 |
| 10/01/2012 04:44:18 | Man Survives Jump from Golden Gate Bridge, Sues Pacific Ocean | 1745 |
| 09/30/2012 15:30:25 | Editorial: Where's My Socialist Muslim Theocracy? | 1984 |
| 09/25/2012 23:53:33 | Professional Badminton Players' Strike Enters Its Fifth Year | 1793 |
| 09/23/2012 12:47:54 | Local Man Registers 47Percent.net, Waits for Money to Roll In | 1755 |
| 09/20/2012 14:23:17 | Image of Muhammad Found in Toast, IHOP Burnt to Ground | 2530 |
| 09/08/2012 22:01:47 | Romney Discovers New, Encoded Message From Founding Fathers | 1867 |
| 09/04/2012 21:12:13 | Ancient Holy Texts Discovered To Be Shitty First Novel | 2204 |
| 09/03/2012 16:53:14 | Accident on the 405 Freeway Leaves Thousands with Neck Strain | 3572 |
| 09/03/2012 15:28:16 | College Student Discovers that All of Mankind Can Be Divided into Two Categories | 2335 |
| 08/24/2012 22:16:45 | Editorial: You're Reading This Because You Googled 'Paul Ryan' | 2195 |
| 08/22/2012 11:28:52 | The Leaky Wiki Investigates: Peyote | 5091 |
| 08/01/2012 23:56:43 | Romney Horse in Olympic Scandal, Russian Rendezvous | 2657 |
| 07/06/2012 08:14:46 | Mitt Romney Lights Cigar with $100 Bill to Show Outrage over Economic Downturn | 5165 |
| 07/02/2012 20:45:08 | Giant Fissure Opens in Antarctica, Shoggoths Escape | 4790 |
| 07/02/2012 20:44:03 | Taco Bell Not Responsible for Listeria Outbreak, CEO Shocked | 7072 |
| 07/02/2012 20:42:56 | Editorial: I Am Justin Bieber's Tattoo | 4863 |
| 07/02/2012 20:41:25 | Michael Bay Really Two Kids Standing on Each Other's Shoulders | 6783 |
| 07/02/2012 20:41:18 | Dozens of Kittens Die in Pet Shop Cat-tastrophe | 4122 |
| 07/02/2012 20:40:27 | Sec. of the Treasury Really Hates That Eagle | 4643 |
| 07/02/2012 20:40:14 | Anthropologists Say Early Humans Had Sex with Everything | 6809 |
| 07/02/2012 20:39:05 | Man Jailbreaks iPhone, Five Years Added to Contract | 4062 |
| 07/02/2012 20:35:10 | Steampunk All-Star Accused of Using Performance-Enhancing Leeches | 7859 |
| 07/02/2012 20:28:43 | Horoscopes | 4687 |
| 07/02/2012 20:26:26 | Moms Protest Books in School Library | 3721 |
| 07/02/2012 20:26:22 | Assholes Tweet 'Need Money' from New iPads | 4524 |
| 07/02/2012 20:09:27 | Joseph Kony Dying from Attention Poisoning | 4371 |
| 07/02/2012 20:05:35 | Ask Archie! | 4528 |
| 07/02/2012 20:00:17 | Man Bites Dog, Scheduled to be Euthanized | 4242 |
| 07/02/2012 19:58:32 | TLW Investigates: Zombies | 6607 |
| 07/02/2012 19:56:32 | Motivational Speakers Promote Synergy Positive Mobility Upwards Teamwork | 7176 |
| 07/02/2012 19:54:44 | Keith Richards Outlives Another Pop Icon | 11250 |
| 07/02/2012 19:50:55 | Storyline for 8 Years of Kardashians Leaked Online | 6174 |
| 07/02/2012 19:47:04 | Cure for Insomnia Found, Sense and Sensibility | 5707 |
| 07/01/2012 23:37:57 | New DARE Program Gives Kids "Bad Trip" | 8617 |
| 07/01/2012 23:34:42 | New Version of Bible for "The Modern True Believer" | 9462 |
| 07/01/2012 23:33:46 | ExxonMobil Announces Bid for Presidency | 7111 |
| 07/01/2012 23:31:18 | The Leaky Wiki Sells Out | 6279 |
| 07/01/2012 23:30:58 | Modern Art Masterpiece Discovered in LACMA Bathroom | 8824 |
| 07/01/2012 23:29:58 | Face of David Hasselhoff Appears on Tortilla | 6080 |
| 07/01/2012 23:29:44 | God Has No Idea What to Get for Son's Birthday | 5308 |
| 07/01/2012 23:27:27 | Damn Kids Egged My House Again | 4854 |
| 07/01/2012 23:26:52 | Teen Steals Spotlight in Talent Show, Everyone Else Performs in the Dark | 5233 |
| 07/01/2012 23:25:32 | U.S. to Stop Using Chinese Water Torture, Offensive to Chinese Americans | 6468 |
| 07/01/2012 23:20:08 | Morgan Freeman and Gene Wilder Have Delightful Shouting Match | 6199 |
| 07/01/2012 22:19:15 | Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorce over Katie's Crazy Religion | 5281 |
| 05/13/2012 23:03:06 | Milton Waddams Indicted for Embezzling Money from Initech, Arson | 6268 |
| 05/11/2012 04:22:12 | Local Man "Didn't Get" Tree of Life | 4214 |
| 04/22/2012 22:08:28 | Somali Pirates Adopt New Tactics, Swords and Eye-patches | 4730 |
| 04/22/2012 22:00:53 | Controversy Over Obama's Birth Certificate, Existence | 3161 |
| 04/22/2012 21:54:21 | Ghosthunters solve another mystery | 3786 |
| 04/22/2012 21:52:24 | Nigeria Reconsiders Political System of Hundreds of Princes | 3785 |
| 04/22/2012 21:48:08 | Apple Announces Release of iGod | 3532 |
| 04/22/2012 21:46:00 | Jersey shore season premiere approaching, cast exits hibernation | 3962 |
| 04/22/2012 20:59:25 | Michele Bachmann Considered Serious Candidate, Rumors of Witchcraft Intensify | 3376 |
| 04/22/2012 20:47:48 | Disastrous Weather Divine Punishment for Believing in Global Warming | 5670 |
| 04/22/2012 20:42:43 | ACLU says internet is sexist, 4Chan demands sandwich | 45073 |
| 02/15/2012 16:12:34 | TLW Investigates: Garfield | 3704 |
| 02/15/2012 16:10:07 | TLW Investigates: Ivory Coast | 3196 |
| 02/15/2012 16:03:33 | TLW Investigates: Finals | 4289 |
| 02/15/2012 15:58:21 | Editorial: I Tell My Parents That I Write Internet Comedy | 6658 |
| 02/15/2012 15:53:10 | TLW Investigates: Planking | 4094 |
| 02/15/2012 15:52:11 | The Leaky Wiki Investigates: The Chupacabra | 7365 |
| 02/15/2012 15:49:56 | Horoscopes for the week of (TBD) | 3875 |
| 02/15/2012 15:46:57 | TLW Investigates: Black Friday | 3650 |
| 02/15/2012 15:34:46 | Horoscopes for the week of August 22nd | 3128 |
| 02/15/2012 15:33:14 | Horoscopes | 3474 |
| 01/19/2012 17:30:51 | Gloria Allred is "Judge" on Fake Court Series, Jokes Write Themselves | 821 |
| 01/15/2012 16:58:55 | Chris Christie "Not" Going to Run for President | 6055 |
| 12/04/2011 16:36:09 | Parents Give First-Born Joke Name, Lifetime of Resentment | 5016 |
| 11/24/2011 06:08:39 | Mitt Romney to Remain Completely Still Until Primary | 3322 |
| 11/16/2011 15:44:39 | San Fernando Valley Commemorate History of Porn, Increase Tourism | 4709 |
| 11/02/2011 16:24:09 | Federal Gov't to Star in Own Reality Show | 2963 |
| 10/26/2011 16:55:45 | Man Has Three Split Personalities, All More Interesting Than Him | 5919 |
| 10/23/2011 16:22:00 | Man to Make Porn Version of Every Movie Ever | 12975 |
| 10/19/2011 15:57:26 | Facebook Bans Copy/Paste Statuses, Bullies Take Over World | 4231 |
| 10/12/2011 16:38:39 | A Day at the L.A. County Fair | 4327 |
| 09/21/2011 14:50:49 | Men's Rights Activists "Sick and Tired of Being Treated Like Women." | 6373 |
| 09/14/2011 16:08:22 | Gotham Knights Batboy Promoted to Batman, Confusion Ensues | 8472 |
| 09/11/2011 17:01:22 | Gloria Allred Sues TLW for Inevitable Gloria Allred Jokes | 3079 |
| 09/07/2011 16:56:27 | Objectivists Urge the American Public to not See "Atlas Shrugged" | 5060 |
| 09/04/2011 16:21:10 | TSA Suspected of Using Confiscated Lotion, Faces Disqualification from Pageant | 3265 |
| 08/28/2011 15:07:36 | Mubarak and Gaddafi cop a plea, "The Deposed Couple" to air this fall | 3133 |
| 08/24/2011 15:54:57 | Newt Gingrich flops in Iowa, in it for the Free Food | 4400 |
| 08/17/2011 15:50:33 | Google +: We Already Know Everything About You, Why Not Switch? | 3477 |
| 08/11/2011 11:48:12 | George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy | 3795 |
| 08/11/2011 11:46:59 | Wisconsin Schools Go Vegetarian, Serve Eight New Flavors of Butter | 4074 |
| 08/11/2011 11:45:46 | Man Lived Entire Life in Isolation, Becomes Tea Party Frontrunner | 3288 |
| 08/11/2011 03:51:34 | Academy Awards to Introduce over 400 New Categories, Not Play Favorites | 3994 |
| 08/01/2011 13:23:20 | Local Man Wins Big in Eastern European Lottery | 4887 |
| 07/19/2011 21:11:58 | Harry Potter, Winnie the Pooh, Robot Chicken Star Wars | 943 |
| 07/18/2011 10:30:27 | Gay Marriage Legalization Leads to Divorce of Desperately Unhappy New York Couple | 10579 |
| 07/02/2011 18:30:42 | Deficit rises, Congress turns to merchandising | 3774 |
| 06/17/2011 15:52:21 | Local Hipster Looks Up Irony, Changes Lifestyle | 12047 |
| 06/16/2011 16:31:49 | Weiner resigns, network news ratings plummet | 1989 |
| 05/30/2011 14:28:40 | Royal Shakespeare Company gives flash flood warning. | 1429 |
