Yesterday a local man was arrested for publicly pleasuring himself. How he was caught was what brought The Leaky Wiki's attention to the story.

Local man, Bill Limbalm is a busy office executive who never has any time to himself, four kids who starve for attention and an older wife with menopause. All day he hears it from his kids and office whether or not he is in the office or at home. Texts, emails, phone calls and children screaming all day can be stressful.

The cherry on the stress is not being able to relieve the stress with his wife. So Bill decides to take matters into his own hands and go into the bathroom to "take care of" his stress. Of course he fails miserably with the several interruptions from his kids. So he decides to take the old truck for a spin late last night. Once reaching his destination he pulls over to the side of the road. Turning on his hazards he decides to "fix" his vehicle.

Bill stated he climbed under the truck closed his eyes and imagined. He then was interrupted by an abrupt voice asking if everything was ok. He stated to the officer, " Yes sir, just a little trouble under the hood sir."

"Well you are in for a little more trouble than just your vehicle sir. If you would open your eyes you would see that your truck has rolled downhill." said Officer Bluntsworth.

Bluntsworth later told us in interview he was "tickled" by the fact the guy's truck had rolled downhill. He even stated it was like it was from a corny sexual joke. Bluntsworth stated he had no other choice than to take the guy in.

Bill Limbalm was released this morning on bail. Further court dates are TBO. More on this story when it unfolds.

PHOTO : The Telegraph