Twitter and Facebook Feeds have gone crazy with the announcement of 2012 Grammy Winning Musician, Skrillex being the anti-Christ. The Author by the name of Marky Figs claims the dance community is full of premarital sex and drugs.
It was claimed that Skrillex (The inventor of Dubstep ) sucks the souls of the children and that he personally encourages us to obtain narcotics and alcohol. Last Time we checked, One he didn't created Dubstep. Two, the only thing close to inspirational drug habits would be a tobacco addiction.
Leaky Wiki Immediately had to get their hands on the story as well. What you may not know though, is we had photographic evidence of the author actually involved in the festivities. Our Cameraman was on scene at a private party (You know, the ones with the unheard of DJ who plays Popular Dubstep by only Beat-matching the tunes. )
He noticed Marky on the scene as well. The photographer witnessed Mr. Figs, the self proclaimed able bodied Holy Samaritan of the net, snorting cocaine, dropping acid, taking shots of Jack Daniels straight, all while receiving oral pleasures. However when spotted by Marky and his unknown colleagues, our reporter made attempts to bolt from the group only to be immediately grabbed by one of his associates and brought to the back alley. We weren't told the rest of the details due to the safety of our photographer. The only information we can give is that most of the evidence was destroyed in the process.
This may very well declare a rivalry between this writer and the author or even the whole ChristWire Community against TLW.