"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" This question has been asked for decades. The Leaky Wiki has found the answer to this very concerning question. Today in London a child was found eating his dessert before his main course was even served. This reporter Immediately asked questions.
" All I did was open my mouth and take a bite." said the child who's parents wish his name be anonymous. " I don't need no education." Proclaimed the child. We were very intrigued to discover that this could be done. For years we always wondered how exactly it was even possible to eat pudding without ever eating your meat. The question was answered with a simple ' open and take a bite' remark. Some might detect sarcasm, but how can you ever go wrong with a child ? No dark sarcasm coming from the children in that classroom.
UK Teachers were in total shock when we told them of this incident. " My father before me once said that no child can properly consume their pudding without eating their meat." Mr. Waters stated. However during our interview we were interrupted by a Mr. Barrett screaming at the teachers to leave the children alone. Our reporter informed us he witnessed a small riot break out by the school while he was hiding behind the bike shed. One teacher even had the nerve to call him "laddy" and demand he come from behind where he was hiding. With all this thought control we quickly decided we needed to get our reporters away from this as quickly as possible. Luckily our reporter survived, for all in all it was just bricks in the wall.
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