A Taliban spokesman has declared peace between the Taliban and the government officials that they assassinated in the past. This announcement comes amid reports that Taliban officials have opened an office in Qatar for the purpose…
BERKELEY, CA-- A local hipster is reportedly suing a printing shop for not selling ribbons used in traditional typewriters.
This reporter sat down with the plaintiff, Orson ‘Welles’ Johnson, at the downtown Starbucks where he works…
In a press conference earlier today President Obama announced that, in response to rising issues in the Middle East, the US was prepared to aid the Syrian rebels in any way possible and would even go…
Earlier today sources confirmed that Steven Matthews of Chicago, Illinois has finally accepted the fact that in just a couple of days he will have to go visit his father in prison again. Close friends of…
It has been reported that President Obama allegedly held a secret press conference today aboard Air Force One; the trip was a departure from two days of tip-trading talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping regarding Chinese…
Calls from the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fruit (NSPCF) for the government to act upon the rise in physical and sexual abuse towards Watermelons has escalated today. As a type of fruit, Watermelons stand out as…
For any questions, comments, concerns or suggestions please email:
Jake Kaplan - jake (at) theleakywiki (dot) com