Serious Comics
Horoscopes
Libra: The eclipse of Mars by Venus suggests that you have a secret admirer! But do that special someone a favor, and act surprised when he sends you your first letter written in his own blood.
Scorpio: People often tell you that the truth will set you free. While this may be true in an existential sense, the truth will almost definitely get you 3-5 years in a medium security prison.
Sagittarius: You might have to make the best of a bad situation. It would be advisable to watch Weekend at Bernie’s, just in case.
Capricorn: Things seem to be spiraling out of control. Now would be a good time to pull back on the throttle and even things out before you drop below cruising altitude.
Aquarius: Things in your life will become clearer, and you may have some newfound regrets. Like waiting so long to see an optometrist.
Pisces: Sometimes you have to let people you don’t like take the lead. Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Mass Murderer Weighs in on Video Game Violence; "Tetris told me to kill them"
Written by Jake Kaplan and Julien Blower
As the debate on gun violence rages in Congress and across the punditry, this reporter has found startling anecdotal evidence that the leading cause of violence is aggressive video games.
The Leaky Wiki talked with a…
In the aftermath of President Barack Obama's re-election, droves of Job Creators are leaving the United States in record numbers. Earlier today, Michigan and New York state both reported the loss of over 90% of their…
A narrow victory in Tuesday’s presidential election saw Barack Obama elected president, the first black man to be in office.
“It’s just so great to have another one of us in the big house,” said Oakland…
Shortly after the Vice-Presidential debate tonight, candidate Joe Biden apologized for making his opponent, Paul Ryan, cry.
"I am sorry I made my good friend cry tonight," said Mr. Biden. "I must admit that it was…
Romney Insults 100% of Americans
Written by Julien Blower
Mitt Romney today dismissed 100% of Americans as “pathetic wastes of human flesh,” as well as “third-heaven vermin,” and said that he was “tired of the poor and the hungry and the decrepit.” Amazingly enough, Romney…
- 1
- 2
- 3
The Leaky Wiki Scientific Poll
Is Obama the anti-Christ?
Soylent Green
Company ID [NASDAQ:GOOG] Last trade:882.79 Trade time:4:00PM EDT Value change:▼6.63 (-0.75%)Cyberdyne Systems
Company ID [NASDAQ:MSFT] Last trade:34.15 Trade time:3:59PM EDT Value change:▼0.46 (-1.33%)The Leaky Wiki
Company ID [NYSE:PBY] Last trade:12.23 Trade time:4:03PM EDT Value change:▼0.07 (-0.57%)Twitter Leaks
TheLeakyWiki: Chinese ninjas lead secret war against Romney's campaign #debate
TheLeakyWiki: Obama gains the terrorists' vote by reassuring them that they're still just as scary as they were on 9/11 #debate #Obama
TheLeakyWiki: Romney moves out of Pakistan's house into a Motel 6 #debate
TheLeakyWiki: Romney points out that although America is four years closer to war no matter who is elected, it will be more fun with Romney #debate
The Leaky Wiki on Facebook
Site Map
Contact Us
For any questions, comments, concerns or suggestions please email:
Jake Kaplan - jake (at) theleakywiki (dot) com