WASHINGTON (Wreuters-)- Major powers, who are seeking to put an end to Iran's suspected pursuit of importing more pornography signaled their openness to renewed talks with Tehran but diplomats said that the men with the most power remain divided on their opinions. Some want to restrict the imported pornographic material to movies and magazines whereas others wish to include sex toys and life-like blow up dolls.
EU foreign policy chief Ivan R. Don, who represents the group, has made it clear that nothing has yet been decided and talks with Iran remain open..
"The EU has always been clear about the danger of allowing Iran to import more pornography in any way shape or form. Other countries say it will be an advantage to allow Iran to Import more pornographic materials as it could go a long way to taking the minds of the Iranians OFF the development of their nuclear weapons programme, which they pursue merely out of boredom.
The release of the statement appears be an effort to demonstrate that certain major powers are still willing to talk to Iran, while repeating their demands that Tehran must return to the table, as soon as possible and demonstrate a willingness to talk about its pornographic program.
It also appeared to reflect frustration at recent Iranian statements hinting at a willingness to return to the table but Teheran's failure to formally respond to the letter and commit to discussing the pornographic program in earnest .Top Iranian leaders say that Iran is pursuing the increase in pornographic imports. Tehran says it is for civilian consumption only. It denies rumours that the Ministry of Defense in Iran will make all Pornography available 'free' to its military personnel.
One Iranian diplomat said Iran had been sending letters to well known American Porn Actors both male and female to ask whether or not they will be willing to attend talks in the face of tighter U.S. sanctions focused on its crude Pornography exports and the possibility of a European Union Pornography embargo. It is believed that the Porn Actors will be able to put a human face on talks and even maybe more than a face, in an effort to spur talks forward on behalf of Iran.
"This is a way to ensure that our offer is clear," said the diplomat, adding that the main point was to make clear that "we are prepared to sit down and discuss issues with everyone, even those of us with bad cases of hemorrhoids, if all persons involved are prepared to demonstrate at intent to take us seriously."
There have been subtle hints recently that Iran might be willing to hold new talks about its Pornography program.
DISAGREEMENTS AMONG MAJOR POWERS
Diplomats said that major powers are divided over what Iran itself has to offer in return of talks are successful. One idea is to scrap, altogether, Iran's weak Pornography industry and replace it totally with the superior style of Pornography coming out of more developed countries in the West.
At present, the Iranian issues of Playboy and Hustler-style magazines do not contain of naked women but crude drawings from artists' imaginations. It is hoped that any negotiations will result in "confidence-building measures"
"So far there has not much been issued as to what format such confidence-building measures should or should not take to the Iranians said one Western diplomat," Philip Dyck-Cummin.
Pornography enrichment is a process that at low levels can yield B-Level porn movies export or, if carried out to much higher levels of depravity can generate high A-Level and even XXX Porn movies for export.
To permit Iran, even for a period, to enrich its Pornography imports at the lower level, would be a move in the right direction.
A senior Obama administration official, Ben Dover, told Wreuters that if talks with Iran were to resume, the group would most certainly have a common stance.













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