Pleasantville, New Jersey - A protest was staged today outside of Pleasantville High School after parents learned that the school will be sponsored by the Aryan Brotherhood next year.
As a condition of the sponsorship, the school buses will feature a large poster encouraging students to ‘Join The White Revolution’, with a depiction of Adolf Hitler alongside several students. Additionally the Aryan Brotherhood will be hosting a ‘White is Right’ dance near the beginning of the year, and have donated two-thousand copies of Mein Kampf, one for each student and classroom.
“It’s outrageous, my kids shouldn’t have to deal with those kinds of people,” said father of two, Lewis Jerrolds. “I don’t want Nazi propaganda spread around a high school. What kind of lesson does this teach our children? This is insanity."
"We didn’t have a choice, we just needed the money,” said superintendent Phil Robbinson. “The state cut our funding by over six million this year and we needed some way to fill in the gap. Bake sales weren’t enough, we had to turn to the Nazis.”
“But I want to assure everyone that no major changes in our curriculum will result from this recent sponsorship. Although as a condition of the sponsorship we have had to make a few changed in our history lessons. Nothing big, I assure you; we just have to say that the Holocaust was a myth and that whites are the master race.” Oh, and all the Jewish students will have to wear a large yellow star on their uniforms.”
“This isn’t about politics, it’s about the children, the white children that is,” said Aryan Brotherhood leader Franklin ‘the Fuhrer of New Jersey’ Mills. “We’re trying to make sure these children get the education they deserve. We are just looking out for future members of the Reich - I mean, we just want to help. It’s just the liberal media trying to make us look like Nazis or something. Ummm, poor choice of words.
The Leaky Wiki has also received reports that members of al-Qaeda are looking to sponsor elementary schools around the country.