| 01/30/2013 18:59:51 | Ryan Reynolds To Begin New Career as Ryan Gosling Impersonator | 820 |
| 01/14/2013 21:05:52 | Los Angeles Man Sees His Breath, Six Weeks Til Swimsuit Season | 560 |
| 12/04/2012 12:49:00 | Editorial: Tips for Seceding from an Unhealthy Union | 1191 |
| 10/22/2012 22:53:09 | TLW Investigates: Voter Fraud | 1165 |
| 10/18/2012 23:18:07 | Study Links XXL T-shirts to Obesity | 1815 |
| 10/15/2012 22:58:24 | Fox News Diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia | 1511 |
| 10/13/2012 22:22:41 | Miracle in Disaster Zone Saves 2, 859 Perish | 2091 |
| 10/06/2012 22:50:47 | Editorial: Founding Fathers' Intent | 1349 |
| 10/01/2012 04:44:18 | Man Survives Jump from Golden Gate Bridge, Sues Pacific Ocean | 1560 |
| 09/30/2012 15:30:25 | Editorial: Where's My Socialist Muslim Theocracy? | 1721 |
| 09/25/2012 23:53:33 | Professional Badminton Players' Strike Enters Its Fifth Year | 1596 |
| 09/23/2012 12:47:54 | Local Man Registers 47Percent.net, Waits for Money to Roll In | 1645 |
| 09/20/2012 14:23:17 | Image of Muhammad Found in Toast, IHOP Burnt to Ground | 2330 |
| 09/08/2012 22:01:47 | Romney Discovers New, Encoded Message From Founding Fathers | 1686 |
| 09/04/2012 21:12:13 | Ancient Holy Texts Discovered To Be Shitty First Novel | 2035 |
| 09/03/2012 16:53:14 | Accident on the 405 Freeway Leaves Thousands with Neck Strain | 3397 |
| 09/03/2012 15:28:16 | College Student Discovers that All of Mankind Can Be Divided into Two Categories | 2184 |
| 08/24/2012 22:16:45 | Editorial: You're Reading This Because You Googled 'Paul Ryan' | 2043 |
| 08/22/2012 11:28:52 | The Leaky Wiki Investigates: Peyote | 4891 |
| 08/01/2012 23:56:43 | Romney Horse in Olympic Scandal, Russian Rendezvous | 2515 |
| 07/06/2012 08:14:46 | Mitt Romney Lights Cigar with $100 Bill to Show Outrage over Economic Downturn | 4968 |
| 07/02/2012 20:45:08 | Giant Fissure Opens in Antarctica, Shoggoths Escape | 4588 |
| 07/02/2012 20:44:03 | Taco Bell Not Responsible for Listeria Outbreak, CEO Shocked | 6685 |
| 07/02/2012 20:42:56 | Editorial: I Am Justin Bieber's Tattoo | 4691 |
| 07/02/2012 20:41:25 | Michael Bay Really Two Kids Standing on Each Other's Shoulders | 6609 |
| 07/02/2012 20:41:18 | Dozens of Kittens Die in Pet Shop Cat-tastrophe | 4007 |
| 07/02/2012 20:40:27 | Sec. of the Treasury Really Hates That Eagle | 4489 |
| 07/02/2012 20:40:14 | Anthropologists Say Early Humans Had Sex with Everything | 6487 |
| 07/02/2012 20:39:05 | Man Jailbreaks iPhone, Five Years Added to Contract | 3922 |
| 07/02/2012 20:35:10 | Steampunk All-Star Accused of Using Performance-Enhancing Leeches | 7682 |
| 07/02/2012 20:28:43 | Horoscopes | 4545 |
| 07/02/2012 20:26:26 | Moms Protest Books in School Library | 3587 |
| 07/02/2012 20:26:22 | Assholes Tweet 'Need Money' from New iPads | 4381 |
| 07/02/2012 20:09:27 | Joseph Kony Dying from Attention Poisoning | 4219 |
| 07/02/2012 20:05:35 | Ask Archie! | 4372 |
| 07/02/2012 20:00:17 | Man Bites Dog, Scheduled to be Euthanized | 4122 |
| 07/02/2012 19:58:32 | TLW Investigates: Zombies | 6281 |
| 07/02/2012 19:56:32 | Motivational Speakers Promote Synergy Positive Mobility Upwards Teamwork | 6531 |
| 07/02/2012 19:54:44 | Keith Richards Outlives Another Pop Icon | 11094 |
| 07/02/2012 19:50:55 | Storyline for 8 Years of Kardashians Leaked Online | 6000 |
| 07/02/2012 19:47:04 | Cure for Insomnia Found, Sense and Sensibility | 5571 |
| 07/01/2012 23:37:57 | New DARE Program Gives Kids "Bad Trip" | 8456 |
| 07/01/2012 23:34:42 | New Version of Bible for "The Modern True Believer" | 9170 |
| 07/01/2012 23:33:46 | ExxonMobil Announces Bid for Presidency | 6963 |
| 07/01/2012 23:31:18 | The Leaky Wiki Sells Out | 6152 |
| 07/01/2012 23:30:58 | Modern Art Masterpiece Discovered in LACMA Bathroom | 8639 |
| 07/01/2012 23:29:58 | Face of David Hasselhoff Appears on Tortilla | 5931 |
| 07/01/2012 23:29:44 | God Has No Idea What to Get for Son's Birthday | 5175 |
| 07/01/2012 23:27:27 | Damn Kids Egged My House Again | 4704 |
| 07/01/2012 23:26:52 | Teen Steals Spotlight in Talent Show, Everyone Else Performs in the Dark | 5121 |
| 07/01/2012 23:25:32 | U.S. to Stop Using Chinese Water Torture, Offensive to Chinese Americans | 6233 |
| 07/01/2012 23:20:08 | Morgan Freeman and Gene Wilder Have Delightful Shouting Match | 5805 |
| 07/01/2012 22:19:15 | Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorce over Katie's Crazy Religion | 5087 |
| 05/13/2012 23:03:06 | Milton Waddams Indicted for Embezzling Money from Initech, Arson | 5997 |
| 05/11/2012 04:22:12 | Local Man "Didn't Get" Tree of Life | 4099 |
| 04/22/2012 22:08:28 | Somali Pirates Adopt New Tactics, Swords and Eye-patches | 4520 |
| 04/22/2012 22:00:53 | Controversy Over Obama's Birth Certificate, Existence | 3026 |
| 04/22/2012 21:54:21 | Ghosthunters solve another mystery | 3648 |
| 04/22/2012 21:52:24 | Nigeria Reconsiders Political System of Hundreds of Princes | 3603 |
| 04/22/2012 21:48:08 | Apple Announces Release of iGod | 3410 |
| 04/22/2012 21:46:00 | Jersey shore season premiere approaching, cast exits hibernation | 3802 |
| 04/22/2012 20:59:25 | Michele Bachmann Considered Serious Candidate, Rumors of Witchcraft Intensify | 3244 |
| 04/22/2012 20:47:48 | Disastrous Weather Divine Punishment for Believing in Global Warming | 5312 |
| 04/22/2012 20:42:43 | ACLU says internet is sexist, 4Chan demands sandwich | 44585 |
| 02/15/2012 16:12:34 | TLW Investigates: Garfield | 3556 |
| 02/15/2012 16:10:07 | TLW Investigates: Ivory Coast | 3055 |
| 02/15/2012 16:03:33 | TLW Investigates: Finals | 4145 |
| 02/15/2012 15:58:21 | Editorial: I Tell My Parents That I Write Internet Comedy | 6534 |
| 02/15/2012 15:53:10 | TLW Investigates: Planking | 3987 |
| 02/15/2012 15:52:11 | The Leaky Wiki Investigates: The Chupacabra | 7219 |
| 02/15/2012 15:49:56 | Horoscopes for the week of (TBD) | 3741 |
| 02/15/2012 15:46:57 | TLW Investigates: Black Friday | 3515 |
| 02/15/2012 15:34:46 | Horoscopes for the week of August 22nd | 2994 |
| 02/15/2012 15:33:14 | Horoscopes | 3338 |
| 01/19/2012 17:30:51 | Gloria Allred is "Judge" on Fake Court Series, Jokes Write Themselves | 821 |
| 01/15/2012 16:58:55 | Chris Christie "Not" Going to Run for President | 5919 |
| 12/04/2011 16:36:09 | Parents Give First-Born Joke Name, Lifetime of Resentment | 4702 |
| 11/24/2011 06:08:39 | Mitt Romney to Remain Completely Still Until Primary | 3198 |
| 11/16/2011 15:44:39 | San Fernando Valley Commemorate History of Porn, Increase Tourism | 4475 |
| 11/02/2011 16:24:09 | Federal Gov't to Star in Own Reality Show | 2835 |
| 10/26/2011 16:55:45 | Man Has Three Split Personalities, All More Interesting Than Him | 5799 |
| 10/23/2011 16:22:00 | Man to Make Porn Version of Every Movie Ever | 12776 |
| 10/19/2011 15:57:26 | Facebook Bans Copy/Paste Statuses, Bullies Take Over World | 4025 |
| 10/12/2011 16:38:39 | A Day at the L.A. County Fair | 4235 |
| 09/21/2011 14:50:49 | Men's Rights Activists "Sick and Tired of Being Treated Like Women." | 6226 |
| 09/14/2011 16:08:22 | Gotham Knights Batboy Promoted to Batman, Confusion Ensues | 8218 |
| 09/11/2011 17:01:22 | Gloria Allred Sues TLW for Inevitable Gloria Allred Jokes | 2913 |
| 09/07/2011 16:56:27 | Objectivists Urge the American Public to not See "Atlas Shrugged" | 4826 |
| 09/04/2011 16:21:10 | TSA Suspected of Using Confiscated Lotion, Faces Disqualification from Pageant | 3134 |
| 08/28/2011 15:07:36 | Mubarak and Gaddafi cop a plea, "The Deposed Couple" to air this fall | 2990 |
| 08/24/2011 15:54:57 | Newt Gingrich flops in Iowa, in it for the Free Food | 4246 |
| 08/17/2011 15:50:33 | Google +: We Already Know Everything About You, Why Not Switch? | 3333 |
| 08/11/2011 11:48:12 | George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy | 3660 |
| 08/11/2011 11:46:59 | Wisconsin Schools Go Vegetarian, Serve Eight New Flavors of Butter | 3963 |
| 08/11/2011 11:45:46 | Man Lived Entire Life in Isolation, Becomes Tea Party Frontrunner | 3155 |
| 08/11/2011 03:51:34 | Academy Awards to Introduce over 400 New Categories, Not Play Favorites | 3809 |
| 08/01/2011 13:23:20 | Local Man Wins Big in Eastern European Lottery | 4742 |
| 07/19/2011 21:11:58 | Harry Potter, Winnie the Pooh, Robot Chicken Star Wars | 943 |
| 07/18/2011 10:30:27 | Gay Marriage Legalization Leads to Divorce of Desperately Unhappy New York Couple | 10422 |
| 07/02/2011 18:30:42 | Deficit rises, Congress turns to merchandising | 3653 |
| 06/17/2011 15:52:21 | Local Hipster Looks Up Irony, Changes Lifestyle | 11887 |
| 06/16/2011 16:31:49 | Weiner resigns, network news ratings plummet | 1989 |
| 05/30/2011 14:28:40 | Royal Shakespeare Company gives flash flood warning. | 1429 |
