Libra: The eclipse of Mars by Venus suggests that you have a secret admirer! But do that special someone a favor, and act surprised when he sends you your first letter written in his own blood.
Scorpio: People often tell you that the truth will set you free. While this may be true in an existential sense, the truth will almost definitely get you 3-5 years in a medium security prison.
Sagittarius: You might have to make the best of a bad situation. It would be advisable to watch Weekend at Bernie’s, just in case.
Capricorn: Things seem to be spiraling out of control. Now would be a good time to pull back on the throttle and even things out before you drop below cruising altitude.
Aquarius: Things in your life will become clearer, and you may have some newfound regrets. Like waiting so long to see an optometrist.
Pisces: Sometimes you have to let people you don’t like take the lead. Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


| Last 15 Forum Posts | |||
|---|---|---|---|
Date![]() ![]() | Subject![]() ![]() | Category![]() ![]() | Hits![]() ![]() |
| 03/28/2012 03:56:43 | Re: 'Hunger Games' Author Reveals Concerns Over... | Article Discussion | 92 |
| 03/24/2012 18:14:19 | 'Hunger Games' Author Reveals Concerns Over... | Article Discussion | 92 |
| 12/22/2011 10:02:47 | Re: Is there a soft cap to submitting articles? | Article Discussion | 86 |
| 12/22/2011 09:40:12 | Is there a soft cap to submitting articles? | Article Discussion | 86 |
| Date | Title | Hits |
|---|---|---|
| 07/02/2012 20:26:17 | ‘Hunger Games’ Author Reveals Concerns Over Title-related Puns | 7036 |
| 07/02/2012 20:07:51 | Rick Santorum Threatens to "Cut Himself" if He Doesn't Win the Republican Primary | 14559 |
| 07/01/2012 23:24:39 | Scientist Warns of Central Time Zone Expansion | 8233 |
| 03/16/2012 05:36:16 | Apple Announces "iPad Nano" | 3455 |
For any questions, comments, concerns or suggestions please email:
Jake Kaplan - jake (at) theleakywiki (dot) com